Friday News Snippets from the week
12 June 2009
Craig | Dearden News Snippets
Well, I’ve not really said much over the last week or so, purely for the fact that I can be a lazy barsteward sometimes, however…. I do have an excuse…
I’ve no hot water, no central heating, and I’m in dire need of a shower… I can sense a 1 hour shower coming on..!
And then, maybe a bath just to confirm it!
That is of course once we’ve paid £2.5k for our installation of the said boiler (and a new shower)!
Anyways – enough of my excuses, I’ve found a few snippets that I thought might be of interest to you all…!
Here goes:
Support for ‘bereaved’ architects – seriously? you have to be kidding, just because something you built is demolished in your lifetime, there’s no need to get bereavement treatment… surely? FFS! There is something seriously wrong here!
Ugg boot fetishist targeted girls – well… erm, do boys wear UGG boots?
US family turned into advertising – They’ll be turned into something else soon enough – like turned off!! haha!
Fizzy Pop League
Road signs mock club’s relegation – I really shouldn’t laugh, but I had to… out loud too… however I’m surprised there ain’t a sign for boro’s Riverside stadium too!
Sid James’ Park, the biggest stadium in the “Fizzy Pop” League…
Absolutely superb. Well done the mackems, it’s not often you do something so so so funny!
Singer Doherty on drugs charges – no? Again? surely not…? what a twat.
Console stolen from girl aged 3 – Who the fuck gives a 3 year old a Console!!!??? – Heck – Abacus in Early Learning Centre is for ages 3 and up!
Driving ban for sledge-tow father – My Dad would have been GOD if he did this back in my youthful days! brilliant, pity the poor bugger got caught!
Web 2.0 The Millionth English Word
In the name of art – the Ear is just totally gross, why any “slightly sane” person would want an ear of all things embedded in their arm is beyond me…
‘Web 2.0’ The Millionth English word…. what a feckin let down… however.. Web 2.0…. that to me is 4 words…
Web | two | point | zero
That’s 4 words shortened….
English Dictionaries obviously need a Maths Lesson (or two)
Anyhoo, time to go..
Awaiting the arrival of the engineers for the installation of my boiler..
Bring on the hot water!
Woooohoooooo
Laters
Craig…
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Doherty on Drug/Drive charge – goodness, thought the guy could afford a taxi/chauffeur by now….
Now, sledging behind a car – that is fun. A few years ago when there was enough snow in the car park, we did exactly that – roped up behind the trooper, and gave it yeeeehhaaaah! The round about was cool as, and being whipped around at the bottom of the car park, ace. Staying on the sledge at that point was tricky. The only bummer was the queue of friends waiting for their shot, were armed to the teeth with snow balls….. Last winter, big brother did the skiing behind the Subaru! I didn’t know he was doing it until I saw what I thought was someone skiing uphill…. Didn’t see the car until they turned around! hehe!
In the name of art – my goodness. What is it with the naked tattooed guy on the swing? The white painted bloke (who ate all the pies?) on the cat-walk … um, why?…. And whatever possessed the loony to have an ear attached to his arm. Makes me feel kind of normal. *grin* Art or insanity?
Good post, Craig! Gave me a good laugh, that’s for sure!